Monday morning. Everyone hates Monday morning.
Laogong has packed everything he needs, then start rushing me.
"Are you ready to go?"
I hate people rush me, when I say I hate, I really mean HATE!
I didn't say anything just packed my stuff quickly.
Laogong:pardon?
I couldn't bear any more, shout at him: shut up!!!!
Laogong:Have you got the key?
I shout: YES!
Laogong:Have you shut the kitchen door?
I shout: YES!
Laogong:Have you put the alarm on?
I shout:f**k off, I am busy!!!
Laogong:Have you got your temper? YES.
I didn't say anything, I got nothing to say. It's too early, I'm still sleepy...
Laogong:Have you got your manner?NO. Being rude is not clever, remember...


周一清晨。每个人都恨周一。
老公收拾好准备出发开始催我。“你收拾好能走了吗？”
我恨别人催我，非常恨。
我什么都没说快速的收拾需要带的东西。
老公假装没听清楚，说：你说什么？
我TM什么也没说，你装什么丫的！我冲他大喊：闭嘴！
老公若无其事的问：你带钥匙了吗？
我：带了（怒气冲冲）
老公：你把厨房的门关上了么？
我说：关上了（依然声调很高）
老公：（锁门前）你上了警报了么？
我：滚！我忙着呢
老公继续若无其事的问：你带上你的“脾气”了吗？（自问自答地）带上了
我什么也没说，我没什么好说的。太早了，我还困着呢
老公还说：你带上你的礼貌了吗？没有。没礼貌不是什么聪明事，你得记住。

我打了个哈欠默默的上了车。