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May 31 Steven之“我还是单身”上次去家附近的德国超市，就看到有卖的一个东西叫“翻译助手”，大小和掌上游戏机差不多，基本功能就是有几个键分别控制不同场合你可能用得到的各种常用语句，当你需要在合适的场合想说一句什么话，然后你点那个场合然后找出那个句子，然后里面就有个中国女人给你读出来。比方你按“shopping”键，想找“how much”,找到后一按，就有个中国女人在机器里说：“多少钱”。
老公非常想要一个并解释说这样我带回中国就可以跟你爸妈自由对话了。我很怀疑它的实用性因此考虑不买，老公极其不情愿的跟我出了超市门。
昨天又去超市，他似乎已经忘记了这么回事，当我准备结帐的时候他突然提着一个东西跑来兴奋的对我说，这个翻译助手是最后一个了，而且降价了2镑，多划算阿，买吧。看着老公那充满兴奋的脸，我同意了。
拿回家，外面花园正是阳光明媚，左邻右舍烧烤味扑鼻，我在卧室整理洗好的衣服，突然听到一个中国女人的声音在后花园里说你好，那声音很象上学的时候我们为了学英语用的会发声的快译通。透过开着的卧室窗户正好看到后花园，大太阳下，老公靠在椅子上戴着太阳镜聚精会神的看着说明书玩着他的新“玩具”。
接着听到的是那个中国女人在说：我的名字是。。。，然后老公囫囵吞枣南腔北调的跟着学说。然后继续是那个中国女人说：欢迎，然后老公学，欢迎他说的比较好，而且他也知道北京欢迎你这首歌。然后是再见。。。
我正叠着衣服，一会中国女人突然说了一句：我还是单身。我听的真真切切。老公又播放了一遍，并且胡乱的重复着，我在楼上哈哈大笑，往楼下望，老公正得意的看着我笑着并说：我没意识到机器里还有这么有用的句子，下次我自己去中国可以吗？！
附上最近的食谱：拿手孜然羊肉，青菜虾皮蘑菇，洋葱虾皮免治乱炒饭（免治其实是英文牛肉末的音译，不见不散和如今的金湖都有一种炒饭叫免治什么的，这个叫法是纪念那年那月在北京“不见不散”当食堂的日子。）
   May 20 关于我的歌 当老公日渐对我的景仰有如滔滔江水连绵不绝无以为报的时候，他的歌声代表了他的心，家里我的名字出现在他楼上楼下厨房卧室哼唱的每首歌里。。。 曼联队歌Glory Glory Man United版：“Glory Glory--Kunkun,Glory Glory--Kunkun” 圣诞版Kunkun Wonderland："I sing a love song,As we go along,Walking in the Kunkun wonderland"... 圣诞麋鹿版Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer："Kunkun the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose"... *Monty Python版 I Like Chinese："I like Kunkun Wan, I like Kunkun Wan, she only comes to my knees..." Jesus Christ Super star版：“Kunkun Wan, super star, Do you think you're what they say you are?...” 2009 Eurovision 歌曲比赛获奖歌曲版 I Am in Love With Fair Tale: "I'm in love with Kunkun Wan, even though it hurts"... 其中Monty Python的I Like Chinese这首歌歌词非常有趣，是为数不多的关于中国人的英文歌，相信很多人可能没听过，建议下来听听。（附歌词如下） ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I like ChineseArtist: Monty Python
Album: Monty Python's Contractual Obligation AlbumThe world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why... I like Chinese. I like Chinese. They only come up to your knees, Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please. I like Chinese. I like Chinese. There's nine hundred million of them in the world today. You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say. I like Chinese. I like Chinese. They come from a long way overseas, But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please. I like Chinese food. The waiters never are rude. Think of the many things they've done to impress. There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess. So I like Chinese. I like Chinese. I like their tiny little trees, Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese. I like Chinese thought, The wisdom that Confucious taught. If Darwin is anything to shout about, The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt. So, I like Chinese. I like Chinese. They only come up to your knees, Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please. All together. [verse in Chinese] Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.) Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.) Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.) Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!) I like Chinese. I like Chinese. Their food is guaranteed to please, A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees. I like Chinese. I like Chinese. I like their tiny little trees, Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese. I like Chinese. I like Chinese. They only come up to your knees... May 10 一个人在家的日子老公出门了，只有我一个人在家。 整整一个礼拜，天天都下雨，实在懒得干点什么。北京热火朝天，我这里不开暖气坐沙发上就得卷着大被，都是生活在一个地球上，这差别咋就那么大呐 今天是周日，难得的出点太阳，我勤快的收拾了一下后花园。把之前买的几棵草莓苗和西红柿苗种到了地里，又把贴着栅栏边的杂草剪了剪。花园里的细香葱长的很茂盛，有些已经开始有花骨朵了 ，证明开始老了。顺手剪下一把打算一会烙点牛肉细香葱饼。 洗了的沙发套也都干了 ，费了九牛二虎之力拆下来的沙发套又费了九牛二虎之力给装上了。被罩床单也都洗了还吸了吸地毯。 车留在了家里，把车里也吸了尘，敲打掉了脚垫上的土和杂草。 昨天给自己做了条鱼，崩了一锅苞米花，我做苞米花的技术一项很好，可这次放的焦糖浆的原因有点糊了。心想一个人做吃的就容易糊弄，没有老公在的时候做的那么用心了。 包了牛肉饼，剩下的面还做了两张芝麻酱糖饼，一个人吃也不觉得多香。。。    |
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